one time when i was seven i woke up early to put the left over waffle batter in the waffle iron and i tried cooking it but it just started smelling bad and started melting and i was like what???? and my parents came down stairs and were like what is that smell??? and i said im making waffles the batter was in the fridge and they were like thats mayonnaise
A moment of silence for the old beloved PJO chapter names
so The Book of Life has a Mexican mariachi version of “I Will Wait” by fucking Mumford and Sons
this movie is a cinematic masterpiece
Who want lasagna
It just shows that not everyone is born to have a high-pressure job. Like this guy: got in over his head and just… cracked.
OK DID ANYONE ELSES SCHOOL SYSTEM DO THAT THING WHERE THE TEACHER GOES *clap clap clapclapclap* AND EVERYBODY DOES IT BC TODAY MY TEACHER DID THAT AND EVERYONE INSTINCTIVELY DID IT AND WE’RE FUCDING SOPHOMORES
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
The end of the Gigapause is here. Feel free to embed this somewhere if you like it. Reblog if you survived <3
"We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.
I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.” [x]
And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…